Peter Brown Leighton

@plutoniumblast

Hindsight [is 2020] Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them
collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are
glazed. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls
emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What
can I do?" The operator says, “Calm down, calm down. I
can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." The phone then
goes silent, after which the operator hears a gun shot.
Some seconds later, the caller is back on the phone.
“Okay”, he says, “now what?"